These Are My JeansAfter going on a diet,a woman felt really good aboutherself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.“Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”Her husband looked at her for a long time,when said,“Honey,I love you,but these are my jeans.”那是我的裤子!一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好——特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。她跑下楼冲她丈夫喊道:“快看,快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”她丈夫看了她好一会儿,然后说:“亲爱的,我爱你。但那是我的裤子。”[妻子:“亲爱的,你说说,假如我们重新变成像没有结婚时那样年轻,该多好啊!你能变成这样的人吗?”丈夫:“那你得重新开始不再同我吵嘴!”[和一妹子约好假冒男女朋友,挺文静的妹子,到她家之后好酒好菜招待我,其间她爸让她弟出去一下有事说,我因为想上厕所,也出去了!不巧,听到了她爸对她弟说:快打电话多叫几个人来喝酒,就你姐那女汉子德行,好不These Are My JeansAfter going on a diet,a woman felt really good aboutherself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.“Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”Her husband looked at her for a long time,when said,“Honey,I love you,but these are my jeans.”那是我的裤子!一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好——特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。她跑下楼冲她丈夫喊道:“快看,快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”她丈夫看了她好一会儿,然后说:“亲爱的,我爱你。但那是我的裤子。”[妻子:“亲爱的,你说说,假如我们重新变成像没有结婚时那样年轻,该多好啊!你能变成这样的人吗?”丈夫:“那你得重新开始不再同我吵嘴!”[和一妹子约好假冒男女朋友,挺文静的妹子,到她家之后好酒好菜招待我,其间她爸让她弟出去一下有事说,我因为想上厕所,也出去了!不巧,听到了她爸对她弟说:快打电话多叫几个人来喝酒,就你姐那女汉子德行,好不详情
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