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3、⛅⭐⭐⛅噗通~ 肉丸子一溜掉进火锅里,溅起水花。羊肉白了脸说:“溅人!”肉丸子浮浮沉沉对羊肉说:“你个骚货!”火锅气得咕噜冒泡吼道:“都给我滚!”于是汤汁翻涌,顿时间香飘四溢,白烟悄悄的迷蒙了眼镜片 。。[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅老师:“犯一次错误,应该吸取一次教训。”同学:“这我清楚。”老师:“那你为什么屡教不改?”学生:“我是为了吸取更多的教训才这样做的。”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅一对夫妇吵架闹得很凶,后来,丈夫觉得后悔,就把妻子带到街上去看一辆马车,两匹马正拖着满载的车子艰难地行进。为什么我们不能像那样的大马一齐拉车,共同走完人生?丈夫轻言轻语。我们不会那样的,妻子说,因为我们中有一头驴子![
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word″Fool″. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words:"I have known many an instance of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter."一个星期天,亨利·比切先生到普利茅斯的教堂去,在那里有他的几封信。他打开其中一封,发现信中只写着“傻瓜”两个字。他平静而认真地把这件事告诉教友们:“写信时忘了
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅审导者问嫌疑犯:“我见过这把刀子吗?”“当然。”“这么说你认得这把刀子!”“一连3个星期了,您每天都把它拿给我看,我怎么会不认得它呢?”[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅参加朋友婚礼,司仪问新郎:站在你左边的那位姑娘美不美?新郎鼓起全部力量大声回答:美!!!司仪:谢谢新郎,站在你左边的姑娘是我。。。[
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