Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan."Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”[酒桌上,领导醉意微微,拿起酒杯,说:20多岁的男人,就像啤酒,生活节奏快!30多岁的男人,就像红酒,生活讲究品位!40多岁的男人,像我,就像白酒,而且还是陈酿,一滴就能把你醉倒!美女小王也有点醉意,说了一句让人浮想联翩的话:你这岁数,能滴出一滴就不错了![鼓起勇气和女神表白。 女神羞哒哒地回答Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan."Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”[酒桌上,领导醉意微微,拿起酒杯,说:20多岁的男人,就像啤酒,生活节奏快!30多岁的男人,就像红酒,生活讲究品位!40多岁的男人,像我,就像白酒,而且还是陈酿,一滴就能把你醉倒!美女小王也有点醉意,说了一句让人浮想联翩的话:你这岁数,能滴出一滴就不错了![鼓起勇气和女神表白。 女神羞哒哒地回答详情