简介:
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅军训这也管吗晚上紧急集合,所与人必须在五分钟
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅一天同事说要减肥。我一脸严肃的对她说:“亲,我劝你还是放弃吧!”她说:“为什么?”我说:“你看猪八戒去西天取经,走了几万里都没瘦下来,你还是放弃吧!”同事当时竟无言以对。[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅有次坐公交车,提前一站下了车,发现情况不对,我淡定的又从前门上车,司机问干嘛,我说坐累了下去走一圈,瞬间全车的焦点集中在我身上,我是不是太聪明了……[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅一天坐公交!我前面有个美女,上车就跟开车的师傅说:“我没带钱,亲你一下就当投币了可以吗?”师傅说可以。美女亲了司机一口就坐下了。后面一大爷看一清二楚,二话没说上来就一顿猛亲司机,然后说:“我也没带钱。”司机师傅都吓哭了说:尼玛刚才那是我媳妇跟我开玩笑呢 。。。。[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about."How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide."Exactly one hundred million and three years old."How can you be so sure?" inquired the tourist."Well," replied the guide, " a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago.一位游客在新墨西哥游览。他对随处可见的恐龙化石甚感惊奇。“这些化石有多长的历史?”游客问一个上了年纪的当地美国人。他是作向导的。“整整十亿零三年了。” “你怎么这么肯定?”游客问道。 “哦,”向导回答道,“一个地质学家来过这儿,他告诉我说这些化石有十亿年了,再加上那是整整三年前的事了。”[
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅军训这也管吗晚上紧急集合,所与人必须在五分钟
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅一天同事说要减肥。我一脸严肃的对她说:“亲,我劝你还是放弃吧!”她说:“为什么?”我说:“你看猪八戒去西天取经,走了几万里都没瘦下来,你还是放弃吧!”同事当时竟无言以对。[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅有次坐公交车,提前一站下了车,发现情况不对,我淡定的又从前门上车,司机问干嘛,我说坐累了下去走一圈,瞬间全车的焦点集中在我身上,我是不是太聪明了……[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅一天坐公交!我前面有个美女,上车就跟开车的师傅说:“我没带钱,亲你一下就当投币了可以吗?”师傅说可以。美女亲了司机一口就坐下了。后面一大爷看一清二楚,二话没说上来就一顿猛亲司机,然后说:“我也没带钱。”司机师傅都吓哭了说:尼玛刚才那是我媳妇跟我开玩笑呢 。。。。[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about."How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide."Exactly one hundred million and three years old."How can you be so sure?" inquired the tourist."Well," replied the guide, " a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago.一位游客在新墨西哥游览。他对随处可见的恐龙化石甚感惊奇。“这些化石有多长的历史?”游客问一个上了年纪的当地美国人。他是作向导的。“整整十亿零三年了。” “你怎么这么肯定?”游客问道。 “哦,”向导回答道,“一个地质学家来过这儿,他告诉我说这些化石有十亿年了,再加上那是整整三年前的事了。”[
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅一个准爸爸的朋友在QQ上发表状态:“亲爱的宝宝,快出来吧,爸爸想你了。” 我评论道:“你认识人家嘛,还想人家。” 结果那位准爸爸回复:“我亲自把他送进去的,怎么不认识。”[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅火车上,一男子买了肯德基给孩子吃,孩子只吃了两口就不吃了。。。 爸爸问儿子:回去吃好不好? 儿子说:好啊,回去给妈妈吃。 此男子拿起鸡腿就啃了起来,边啃边念念有词:老子带你这么辛苦,你给妈妈吃!!![
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