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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail 今天,我收到一个购物网站的包裹,我花350美元买的Iphone居然只是一张照片,不过发货的傻B留下了寄件地址,我老公冲过去差点没把他的屎打出来。现在,我得去保释老公了[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅今天怀疑是感冒了,就去了一个认识的医生那里看病,他给我把完脉后,挺严肃的说:你还有三万天而已,有得玩就玩,有得吃就吃吧,开心就好。纳尼!我菊花一紧,之后我拿出手机算一下,尼玛的还有82年..想抽他的举手![
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅身高155,独自一人扛了一整箱矿泉水,在宿管阿姨和往来同学诧异的注视下,胸不闷气不喘腿不疼腰不酸噔噔噔分分钟上六楼放在寝室,坐定后开箱子拿出一瓶矿水分分钟见底成空瓶3分球射进门口垃圾桶,心底喝彩,干得漂亮!![
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5、⛅⭐⭐⛅我35岁,已经结婚了,但还不想要小孩,老妈久一直催着我们。每次我都说
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail 今天,我收到一个购物网站的包裹,我花350美元买的Iphone居然只是一张照片,不过发货的傻B留下了寄件地址,我老公冲过去差点没把他的屎打出来。现在,我得去保释老公了[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅今天怀疑是感冒了,就去了一个认识的医生那里看病,他给我把完脉后,挺严肃的说:你还有三万天而已,有得玩就玩,有得吃就吃吧,开心就好。纳尼!我菊花一紧,之后我拿出手机算一下,尼玛的还有82年..想抽他的举手![
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅身高155,独自一人扛了一整箱矿泉水,在宿管阿姨和往来同学诧异的注视下,胸不闷气不喘腿不疼腰不酸噔噔噔分分钟上六楼放在寝室,坐定后开箱子拿出一瓶矿水分分钟见底成空瓶3分球射进门口垃圾桶,心底喝彩,干得漂亮!![
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